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The shadowcord server has been.. Thriving in some way? the place was mostly empty yes but in activity hours it was filled to the brim, most of wich are members that have been here for more than a year. One of wich is diamond, the man, the legend,he thinks to himself...
He's a veteran to say the least, somehow surviving executions for reasons that he is also guilty of, beinf a fan favourite, and shocking the owner anyways even though he was thrown around in ranks for quite some time, remembering the days as an administrator despise being below the allowed discord age, then put down to senior moderator (for SOME reason.) and back to admin when the owner had awoken.
Speaking of owner, his name is shadow network, james to be specific. He was as active as a corpse from the 12th century can get, being the cadaver he is, he jumps in the lobby once in a blue moon, greets us (rather badly) then leaves, he may be the owner but the server is owned by diamond at this point. This entire building has history by now, going through events of the last few years, perhaps some of the wilder discord servers found. (This is a lie.)
Diamond sat on the couch in the lobby, he was with CCA, the female of a male voice, a beggar who owns japanese gold, and a brazilian (thats the worst part). They're good friends, despite their ups and downs, they still tolerated eachother in the lobby to play video games (type soul, that's it. Maybe deepwoken if we feel stinky enough.) together and argue to have the cycle of breaking friendships and reforming them repeat itself over and over.
"Diamond. Cca started. Do you have any spare items? On type soul?
- No, I don't.
- Why!
- I don't feel like giving you stuff for free!
- Please, just give me some items!
- What am I earning from this??
- My friendship!"Another flaw about CCA, his brazilian genes act up often, and he wants everything for himself and wants it for free.Such as the day he walked around the artist hall begging for free art.. The deepwoken incident.. The ABA incident...And now the Type://Soul incident starting, hopefully not going to be registered in the history list.
"Diamond, you can't spare me anything?
- I farmed for this sh*t, I won't just give you my effort!
- well.. uh.."Cca thought. He stood up and walked off, leaving a confused catboy behind.
In the path towards the art hall, He thought to himself about ways of earning TypeSoul items, even though it's a game, a roblox game out of everything, he was desperate for his pixels to look different.Bingo!
An earlier incident, Missa was a victim of type soul, the robot dosent play it, no, but she created a mascot in hopes of earning commissions and clout out of the players, such activity led to some miracles, but one specific 'miracle' stood out to everyone.senku.The true gooner of gooners, a man with the stamina of 35 horses in heat, a beast who can come nowhere near the levels of an alpha/omega/beta franchise p*rn fanfiction, all of wich for his girlfriend (Or, well, roblox girlfriend.), Missa met him through the type soul server and was baffled with his request of drawing his lady in a bikini, wich she attempted to bypass but his nose could only dig in how goonable the art he receives is.. But, she earns money, so who complains? (she does, she still earns money but set the boundary straight.)
"Oh missaaaa~Cca started, hovering to the robot sitting in the lounge with Dayo and inkyIce.
- No cca, I won't make you free art.
- DANGIT. Fine, but, could you lend me senkus label?
- Why? starting a career?
- No, for other purposes."She was sketchy of it, but didn't mind, as long as it wasnt directly taking something major away from her she's willing to do it and have him leave her alone as soon as possible.
"What are the purposes, Cca?Dayo speaks.
- Nothing much, I need items.
- He won't give you anything unless you make him art, you know that?Missa explains.
- I do, I have a master plan.
- Does it perhaps involve begging for art?"Dayo asks. Cca gives him a glare, his lips quivering a little."Yes.
- Both of us won't contribute.Missa explains.
- I know! I dont need you two!"Cca yells before storming out.
Diamond didn't stop playing for the whole time, busy with boss raids and such.
The oni 'lady' was back, joyful as ever.
"You look happy. did you get free items in the end?diamond asks, never looking away from the monitor.
- No.. but I have a plan!
- No, I won't participate.
- Come on diamond! It'll benefit us both!
- How so? last time you told me that I carried you in all gamemodes and ended up losing my items while you earned them!!
- I won't make you lose anything this time, trust my W plan.
- you sound f*ckin' corny. Fine, what is it??
- work for senk--
- NO I WON'T
- but-
- DID YOU SEE THE sh*t HE'S MAKING MISSA DRAW??
- THEY LOOK INNOCENT!
- INNOCENT MY ASS
- YOU USED TO DRAW JARS
- THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT--
- COME ON DIAMOND PLEASEEEEE"Cca was yelling by now, on his knees and begging like the Brazilian he is. The catboy wannabe huffed, loud, and placed his controller away to turn on the couch and look directly at CCA.
"Okay! what can I get out of him??
- YESS THANK yOU THANK YOU. Alright, you can get any item you want.
- anything else?
- Maybe developer specs.. or robux.
- Missa has set prices so she knows how much her stuff is worth. I won't ask for robux until I find it fit to.
- Incredibly out of character, diamond, but alright.. Get us items!!
- US?? you mean ME.
- COME ON PLEASE! USE YOUR BURIED ARTIST POTENTIAL!
- I'M NOT THAT GOOD OF AN ARTIST!
- IT'S EASY I PROMISE! you just gotta draw softp*rn!
- Gosh?? that man's a phenomenon.
- Yeah! he gives anything to get gooning material of his girlfriend!"
What. The. f*ck.
The artist hall was busy today, a discussion was started among the shadowcord talents and they seemed intrigued with the new pinned piece. Because, gosh dang.. Senku strikes again..
"THEY GOT DIAMOND??"Critical yells, his jaw on the floor as he stares at a drawing of a blond woman with blue eyes and the signature silver crown, in a bikini. a crazy one for sure, the proportions were devious."That's.. something, I never knew diamond had a thing for, well,art."Dayo exclaims, putting a hand on the bottom of his face, with a clearly scrunched expression. Missa on the other hand sighed deeply, facepalming (maskpalming??) and crossing her arms, the bunny ears tilting down with emotion."He.. He does, I taught him."The two artists turned to missa."That was the worst decision you could've decided, missa.."dayo explains."He asked to! I only showed him SOME stuff and he did the rest by himself.."she mumbled the last part a little.
"smash.
- Critical, no.D
- I mean, that's the point of the drawing!C
- It's not directed to YOU. it's for senku, he paid for it.M
- speaking of payment, what did diamond earn?D
- Maybe real money, I'd probably sell myself to slavery if I didn't get ATLEAST robux for.. that."Missa huffed, critical thought for a moment, before pulling out the hologram keyboard and mentionning diamond, who, like the cat he is, responded near immediately.
"Diamond!"critical exclaims, making the two other look back and greet him."Oh, diamond..M
- What do you need you monkeys?Di
- About the new drawing.Da
- Did you get paid?M
- Of course I was! why wouldn't I?Di
- get paid with?C
- Type soul items!"the hall fell silent. Only the silent buzzing of the art board filling the mood.
It was a matter of a few minutes before both Dayo and critical were found pulling missa harshly from her jacket sleeves and restraining her away, the infuriated robot tweaking out at diamond who pushed himself as far as possible and against a wall."HOW DID YOU ACCEPT TO DRAW THAT FOR A FEW GAME PIXELS YOU PROBABLY WILL EITHER LOSE OR NOT CARE ABOUT ANYMORE??!;
- IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! ITS MY CHOICE ISNT IT??Di
- he's right! calm down, please---Da
- THIS DUMBASS HAD THE WORST CHOICE ON EARTH, HE COULDVE ASKED FOR MONEY BUT HE WANTED SOME STUPID SPECS--"The hall was shaken up, drawing the attention of passer-bys...speaking of them, Cca was here right on time.
"Hi gu--Cc
- CCA DID IT, CCA MADE ME DO IT FOR FREE ITEMS!!"diamond blurts out. The room stills and everyone loosens as they turn their heads and look at Cca who stood at the doorway, oblivious to the whole ordeal.
Missa stilled, stood, and turned to the Oni, diamond felt as ease for a second, knowing Cca was the one that was going to get the punishment for this.
"Oh, it's okay then! I excuse my bestie!"
